bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

bro-drunk

A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.

Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!

by andykat September 2, 2009

Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

by claiming June 18, 2011

bro sick

when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night

Restaurant

girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.

deprived bro:... nothing just thinking

ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick

by kykymot January 1, 2012

Over Broing

When someone is hyped beyond control or is causing too many problems for themself.

Dude, if you don't stop over broing, I'm gonna slap you in the face.

by rocketboy572 August 25, 2020

Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.

"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"

by Teepoo July 13, 2007

Mall Bro

A new breed of "Bros" whom sprang up around 2004.
Mall Bros are known for being seen at some sort of "Skateboard Apparel" store in a Mall.

The Term Mall Bro was created by the fact that anything that these individuals wear can be found in you're local mall.

Mall Bros Usually wear some sort of new area hat and have pierced ears with the ever so popular diamond earings.

All over print sweat shits are popular with the Mall Bro and can also be identified by their brightly colored sneakers (Usually Nike dunks or DCs) or trendy Mall shirts like Famous Stars and Straps or whatever skateboard reality tv show is on mtv during that time (Rob and Big / Bam).

Don't be mistaken Bros and wiggers are two completely different things, Mall Bros can also be seen with excessively tight trendy Krew jeans or the excessively baggy jeans.

by KRSS December 27, 2007