british-ifier

turning something british

i turned pencil from hit show battle for dream island: the power of two british with my british-ifier

by GelatinBFB January 4, 2026

British Pancake

A horrible multi-stage sexual act when a man pisses and poops on a woman's stomach and mixes it together via tongue. The man then French kisses the woman. The man then uses the Piss-Poop concoction as lube for anal sex. They then have anal sex using the piss-poop lubricant. After anal sex, there should be cum mixed into the piss and poop. The man then uses his hand to reach into the anus and scoops out the piss-poop-cum mixture and feeds it to the woman (if the woman feels the need to vomit, it shall be done while French kissing into the mans mouth).

Yo, I just gave my girl a British Pancake last night and now me and Jenna are in the hospital.

by Horribel Definition Maker January 11, 2026

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025

The British Tye Dye

The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white

“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”

“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”

by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024

British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024