Brandon Martinez

Best boyfriend ever, amazing and super good looking.

I love Brandon Martinez

by dfhgfhgdsdf March 19, 2019

brandon time

A time for someone that is always arrives atleast 2 hours later than they said they would.

Im going to the party at 6 o clock brandon time. So you will be there at 8? Correct.

by NaturalCauzes December 13, 2016

Brandon wilko

Someone who has noodle hair is incredibly short and annoying and has an extra chromosome

That new guy is such a Brandon wilko look at him

by Mr fang April 21, 2021

Brandon Armstrong

AKA Sheldon Coombs

Brandon Armstrong is actually sheldon

by TheRealSheldonCoombs January 6, 2013

Big Brandon

Your fat boy best friend who is annoying as shit sometimes.

What's up big Brandon?

Fuck off serafina

by Kxtty December 12, 2019

Brandon Tran

Brandon Tran will always be gay.

you looking like Brandon Tran today?

by BrandonTran January 6, 2019

brandon johnson

a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.

"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.

by jj stockton June 15, 2009