bible slut

when a person reads the bible, and then they try to get other people to also read it by saying its as good as sex

If you want to be a bible slut read this cuz its just as good as an oragasm

by Caitlin J February 1, 2008

bible

some type of plant or something

wow, look at that bible next to the roses!

by macm123 December 1, 2020

Pop bible

Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Who can get five number one hits in one single album? Katy Perry. What’s the album called? Teenage Dream. It is literally a pop bible.

by KnowMoreUrbanWords April 18, 2022

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

babble

1) a talkive peron
or
2) something boring
or
3) word for talking strangly and another word for talk
or
4) so boring

1) Becky is a babble

2) Museums are so babble

3) you babble a lot

4) this is such a babble

by mindless magical cat February 1, 2004

Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.

misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

bible study

The initials of bible study are B.S.
B.S. also stands for Butt sex

John: hey you wanna go to the movies tomorrow
Julio: no, i already told Jake that i would have bible study with him at his house.

by bologna sjdkd June 14, 2008