Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

haggle-berry

when you meet a "real life hag" that's oh so berry nice

That lady was such a Haggle-berry, the way she spoke to you was just not right; she must eat baby souls for lunch.

by dew drops on a rose pedal December 7, 2010

Berries and Cream

An act in which a man swiftly and seamlessly swoops in and gets a hand full of nuts "Berries" then drops to his knees and begins preforming fellatio in hopes to release that sweet "Cream" from within.

Nick: “hey, see that man?”
Steve: yeah.
Nick: “I'd love to give him some Berries and Cream.”

by Banana & Split May 26, 2022

berry dick

Adj. When a penis is engorged with herpes and looks like a raspberry.

I saw a movie about VD in health class today, some guy with herpes had a berry dick.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 26, 2018

berry kiss

berry i swear to god im still waiting on that kiss and i will sell my left nut to get it berry kiss

yes berry kiss me or i wil cum everywhere in your room i want that berry kiss

by Berry discord May 27, 2021

berry hill bugler

A lone bugler who at the start and end of the fishing season is seen naked and horns in the start and end of the fishing season.

It's the glorious 16th, no doubt the Berry Hill bugler will sound off at midnight.....it always haunts me as the tunes sound around the severn

by Vorest-avenger March 4, 2022

Bella Berry

It's a Webtoon that centers around some girl named Bella Berry, a blue haired girl with pronouns, who must deal with life the best way she can

By being kind and not giving a shit about attitude, she just wants to be nice

Guy 1: hey, did you read Bella Berry?
Guy 2: is that the one where they talked about the audi scenes from Iron Man?
Guy 1: yeah.
Guy 2: then yeah, I read that, it's awesome.

by some_guy_2023 April 29, 2023