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pat-ball

Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.

At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet.
2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall.
3) There are no side walls.
A point is lost by:
1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn.
2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall.
3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first.
4) The ball not hitting the wall.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM.
by Chris Jenkins February 3, 2007
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frying balls

To trip on acid or shrooms extremely hard.
I knew I was frying balls when the 3D shapes in the TV screen static multiplied and unfolded out of the TV.
by Tim March 13, 2003
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Leonard Ball

*Shows bench with five arm rests put close together, so you have to be slim in order to sit down.* "In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people"
by TelephoneKiosk November 29, 2010
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Blanka Ball

A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
by Scissors Kick June 3, 2010
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Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves
Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"
by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011
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long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.
Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"
by Capitaann November 12, 2007
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speed ball

It's a mix of heroin and cocaine and is ussually injected
you havent tried nothin until youve had a speed ball
by Kari January 1, 2004
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