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Fucka Bands

An indeterminate, but large amount of money. Can be used in any situation where the amount of money involved is ludicrous.
"Yo, I owe the IRS fucka bands and $0.38."

"Shit how you finna pay all that??"
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Betty Big Bangs 

A beautiful busty blonde. Must be a daaaaaaaaaamn! On breast must be at least a D cup. Mainly beautiful German girls.
Damn that girl is a Betty big bangs.

Support local bands 

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.
Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.
Support local bands by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018

i only got bands 

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
i only got bands by chaface21 November 20, 2019

Expand dah bands 

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

Zahra Shafira Bangsawan Putri

An "all in" girl which is usually perfect in every terms. Beautiful, smart, cute, hot, loving, caring, she is a miracle to the world.
She will most likely marry Ananta Hadid Afrizal
Zahra Shafira Bangsawan Putri is the best girl ever!