butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.

Last night I had some good butt lovin!

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

Butt Tampon

When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.

After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.

by Mike Hock111 January 23, 2009

Butt Dew

The ring of sweat left on the toilet seat upon getting up after a particularly problematic deuce.

The butt dew glistened after I put one through the hoop.

by Storpy July 21, 2011

butt hurt liberal

a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.

Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?

by mills759 April 25, 2005

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

butt grease

Anal leakage, usually resembling cooking oil. Happens after a person gets the shits.

I was sick last month, my butt grease was hard to wash out of the sheets.

by Pyro November 21, 2002

butt off

go away,pick up your ass and get lost

Stop bugging me man ...just butt off!

by krupali April 4, 2005