everything but-girl

A lady who engages in all sexual activity except penetration, thereby preserving her virginity and reputation and upsetting men everywhere; a cock-tease.

James: 'You get any last night? That Emily girl is hot, man.'

Man: 'Nah man, nothing doing there. She blew me and let me eat her out but that was it. No entrance. She's an everything but-girl.'

by upandcomingtron November 6, 2012

Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.

John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.

by jisherjally September 10, 2013

Wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

A guy who dying to lick the clit but can't cause he don't got the pull and is that doot.

Matt wanna be a Fuckboy but can't

by 8) :) July 19, 2016

Not-a-but

A type of poster on Reddit, usually in the Ask Reddit sub. Starts off post with, "Not a -------, but". Severely annoying and disrespectful, since they are blatantly ignoring OP's question.

OP="Train conductors of Reddit, what is the weirdest story you have?"
Not-a-but= Not a train conductor, but my (aunt, brother, grandpa, great uncle,) saw a headless body being drug down the track by a mutant coyote.

by chadww August 4, 2016

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

A reference Star Wars fans like to use, when a good thing unexpectedly happens. Originally used by then senator palpatine as he was voted supreme chancellor.

A: A trailer for a new Star Wars mobile game was just released.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

by bobafettbountyhunting February 17, 2021

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

by bearfootbuffalo January 21, 2011