Not-a-but
A type of poster on Reddit, usually in the Ask Reddit sub. Starts off post with, "Not a -------, but". Severely annoying and disrespectful, since they are blatantly ignoring OP's question.
OP="Train conductors of Reddit, what is the weirdest story you have?"
Not-a-but= Not a train conductor, but my (aunt, brother, grandpa, great uncle,) saw a headless body being drug down the track by a mutant coyote.
Not-a-but= Not a train conductor, but my (aunt, brother, grandpa, great uncle,) saw a headless body being drug down the track by a mutant coyote.
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