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An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.
"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"
by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007
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Body Jolt

The act of throwing up or dry heaving so hard that it forces your body into a sort of jolt that ultimatly forces a fart. A body jolt generaly occurs when one is intoxicated and has no control.
"I felt so bad for susan when she was throwing up last night...until she body jolted, then it was just hilarious!
by Kelsbag March 19, 2008
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Erotic Bodybuilder

a group of body builders that work out in a fun sexual way. including the jizz bucket stretch, the pussy calf rotater, and the b.j pusher and juicer etc.
i had a great workout with the jizz bucket stretch i really worked out my arms and throat its awesome!
by bob March 29, 2005
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Bloody Awful

When something goes gosh-darned wrong or is just a such a rudy nuisance you won't jolly-well put up with it any more! Often something that is bloody awful can make you spill your brandy or cognac. Also something particularly dire, in a disparaging way.
William "I say my man don't you just think that England's performance was bloody awful?"
Commoner "True dat, guv, but bit of a SNAFU anyways tbh."

Interviewer "How do you rate BP at the moment?"
Pelican "Bloody awful!"
by Gediness June 30, 2010
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Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)
by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011
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dancer's body

An attractive female body type that is characterized by well-toned muscle and minimal fat over the entire body and that all women aspire to achieve.
Caitlin: Have you seen Carly lately? She has the most incredible dancer's body!

Tina: Really?? I've always wanted a dancer's body! What's her secret? Is it that new 60-minute cardio workout video we tried the other day?

Caitlin: Nah, she just takes dance classes. Ya might wanna start there.
by cwormrun December 11, 2013
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bloody hell

Slang term with varied uses, and different meanings depending on context. Used extensively in Australia as 1:mild surprise 2:angry shock 3:mild amusement at common trouble 4:general colourful phrase added to emphasise importance of comment
1: Bloody hell, that was a good try/rally/point. (sport)
2: Bloody hell, why did you drive drunk and crash the car?
3:Bloody hell, that woman shouldn't wear tights in public.
4:Where the bloody hell are all the tourists Oprah was meant to bring us here in Oz? Are they scared off by our flaming lingo?
by ErnMalleyscrub May 6, 2011
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