Bussy Bile
Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many uses and benefits. As such, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.
Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm, and later he was brewing a stew made from his own bussy bile in the toilet.
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
Bussy Bile by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024
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