babies arm 

Complement regarding the size of one'd dick.

His dick must have been 12" long, it was like a babies arm!

babies arm by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Barber Shop Throwover 

A Barber Shop Throwover is the act of masturbating while under the concealment of a barber or salon apron during a haircut or other cosmetic treatment. A proper Barber Shop Throwover is performed with enough stealth and subterfuge as to not attract the attention of the hair professional. Nomenclature may differ widely based on geographical region, but Barber Shop Throwover and its associated etymology is considered the proper descriptive term.

Having received a raging boner from the hot female stylist, the man executed a Barber Shop Throwover with ninja-like precision.

Barber Shop Throwover by dustpan56 November 24, 2009

barbers surprise 

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

barbers surprise by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

"i want your babies" 

term used to express great attraction or friendship with another person; a compliment.
See Natasha Bedingfield's: "I wanna have your babies"
(in no way a CREEPY suggestion.. unless said to a stranger.. don't try that.)

Janey: "Hey, Jilly, "I want your babies"."
Jilly: "LOL I love you, too."
(Does not in any way affect/ determine sexuality of speaker)

Can be used to say:
I want you, bebeh
I love you
You're my friend
I have a crush on him/her (I want his/her babies)
(usually said by girls.. it's less creepy)

Also can:
interrupt an akward silence.. akwardly

"i want your babies" by smelly jane December 11, 2007

liquid babies 

Sperm..doodle juice, cock sauce.....the white squirty stuff. The future of mankind, your potential to make stupid offspring.....the ooze of procreation

Owww dude!! watch out for the liquid babies!! or Would you like some of my liquid babies?

liquid babies by clutch March 10, 2004

babies in the face 

What any whore deserves if she's not paying attention during a blow job.

Chrissy pays close attention most of the time but if she doesn't watch it she'll get some ''babies in the face''

babies in the face by Tdirty September 18, 2007

can have my babies 

The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones

Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"

can have my babies by Quint1990 October 4, 2015