Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

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Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

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imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 2, 2006

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Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

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premature applausulation

the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers

Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!

by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010

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green apple splatters of the mouth

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

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