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Apple Computer, Inc was founded on April 1, 1976, by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.

Their first computers, Apple I and Apple II - while crude - initiated the personal computing craze - the idea that a computer would be useful in every home.

Apple became a hit, going on to release many more versions of the computer. But...

In the 1980s, Microsoft's MS-DOS took the market by storm, sales took a hit, and Steve Jobs signed his resignation. (returning shortly after his new line of NeXT computers flopped)

Releasing at least a couple of new operating systems each year, each of the four additional "10th" operating systems features almost comical new content such as a calendar when you press the F11 key (Dashboard), new (but only a variation of old) visual styles, and other efficient (but generally inapplicable) bells and whistles similar to content that can downloaded directly onto a Windows XP platform (ie. See Google.com for a OSX4 Spotlight equivalent). You can easily count the new features on the fingers of your hands.

To keep from "copying" Microsoft, Apple is often left with second-best. Copying the minimize/maximize/close buttons of Windows 95, they throw them awkwardly on the left. They're use an annoying drifting "dock" instead of a clean and well-organized taskbar, and Apple users are left with the Ctrl-click while PC users simply click the right mouse button.

Apple struggles with pricing and creating a market for all consumers: You can purchase a Mac Mini for only $499, but Apple's cheapest display sells for $799. It is also hindered due to a lack of developer support. (In fact, Microsoft is the largest developer of Apple software other than Apple itself). Often software is released for Mac months after the PC release.

Sales dwindling, Apple is now shifting it's primary focus from computers to the digital music market. (see iPod)
Today, Apple computers are primarily used in schools (as the software is severely fool-proofed and Apple offers a hefty educational discount), and as movie props.
by cynical1 August 3, 2005
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apple boobies

Boobies on girls that are round and perky. Not too small, not too big. Like you want to take a bite out of them. Usually high school girls (18 of course), because college girls are fat. Also they have asses like they play high school sports.
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Apple Bottom Jeans

jeans meant for use by black girls because of their huge-ass booties.
Man, Monique's jeans are so tight you can see her camel toe. She should get some apple bottom jeans to cover that up.
by TheGreatAzn January 5, 2008
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apple grinder

When a go puts it in a girls booty and then puts his sack in her puss
damn that ho just got hit up with an apple grinder and she loved it
by Ladies man October 6, 2004
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Apple Fanny

inflamation and reddening of the female genitalia resulting in the area reminising that of a red apple.
"John where is Vera? Oh i dont know shes probably still in the bathroom sorting out her apple fanny!"
by elparko romano March 23, 2010
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Appled

A shortened version of the Apples to Apples rule. When playing a game such as "Apples to Apples" or "Cards Against Humanity"; drawing a new card for your deck that would make a better answer to the question card than you laid down.

It is very frustrating and very common.
guy1: "Aw shit, this card was way better than the one I put down. My original answer doesn't even make sense!"

guy2: "Dude, you got appled."
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green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.
Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.
by t.h. June 11, 2006
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