American

People who are made fun of by british people for calling football soccer even though calling football soccer actually originated in England. Also made fun of for spelling''mum'' mom and brits say we cant use the letter u. If we put the letter U instead of O wed call it Eurupe.

Ignorant British Guy: You stupid American its called football. Cant you americans get anything right?

Intelligent Hardworking American: Actually it was from Britain. Read this report if you dont beleive me. Brit. Go drink some tea and kill natives. How does it feel to be stereotyped?
://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me--fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html

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by DUPIDBRIT July 7, 2010

Anti-American Card

The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.

Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...

by Submitters of Words June 22, 2011

american wheelchair

1. Vehicle used for short trips to the local store, easily within walking distance for healthy adults.
2. A car.

Shannon's lazy ass is taking her American Wheelchair to the Circle K for the third time today.

by kudayta July 6, 2006

american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

by Josh McG January 19, 2007

American Clapping

An act of clapping where a single person starts, often unexpected, to clap. First slowly, but with increasing intensity as more people join in. Often seen in American movies, when someone performs an (unselfish) act of heroism.

John finally admitted he was an alcoholic at the AA-meeting today. I just had to start some American clapping.

by Zurk December 18, 2008

american military

The most elite top notch military thier is in the world beats Russian pussies

The American military ?

Yeah bro thier the best!

by ralphiee69Mee April 27, 2014

american flag

A rectangular flag that represents the United States and all of its ideals and values. It is composed of a blue square with 50 (or however many states there are at the time of the flag's production) white stars in the uper lefthand corner. The rest of the flag is 13 alternating red and white stripes. Legend has it that the seamstress Betsy Ross created the first American flag.

Treatment of the flag is dictated by the Flag Code. Breaking of the flag code is not punishable (protected by the 1st Amendment).

The American flag is often scrutinized for various reasons and desecrated. The people responsible fail to realize that it is not the flag that is so importnat, it is what the flag represents. The flag is held in such esteem because some feel that their respect of the flag is a good way to show their respect for the Nation and our ideals.

TO ALL THE FLAG BURNERS ETC: The flag that you desecrate, insult, burn and defile stands for the same values that protect your right to do so(1st Amendment). Without that right (in a dictatorship) you could be executed for said actions.

by northendwhitetrash August 1, 2007