Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

by Olisaurus March 13, 2010

Crack Addict

When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.

guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"

girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".

by blraven17 January 14, 2009

Addiction

A conscious (and unconscious) action characterized by repetition and obsession. It is possible to become addicted to basically anything, sometimes the tendency may be rewarding but often it is problematic and self-destructive; nevertheless, a feeling of satisfaction is achieved.

Addiction to: TV, coffee, exercise, internet, work, money, religion, carbon, drugs, power and so on.

by FLA53 June 16, 2010

Addisyn

A person with a deciving smile. Very funny, with lots of friends. Cant take life seriously.

"She is Definatly an Addisyn!"

by PaYneyy March 18, 2010

Addison Rae

A girl who's followers are all simps or annoying year 7 charli wannabe's

Addison Rae: Does the WAP dance
58 million views (all simps and year 7 girls)

by Eleegah September 27, 2020

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

Adderall Eclair

Adderall wrapped in dip. Taken in the same way as normal lippers. The sweet sensation emanating from the adderall resembles that coming from an eclair. Best taken with the sweet orange adderall and long cut dip for easy wrapping.

Dude, this grizz tastes really good with a cheeky 10 bomb. It's actually to best adderall eclair I've had in quite some time.

by ReggieX October 25, 2010