Albertin

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3

Albertin is my best friend.

by Elle16 March 5, 2011

Alberta

Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her

I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning

by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018

Alektorophobic

Alektorophobic is the fear of chickens.

I'm Alektorophobic.
He has Alektorophobia.

by Wicky April 29, 2007

Albert

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011