as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

as the actress said to the bishop by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

textually active

Someone who texts more than they breath.
They are very active in their texting.

This texting can go from sexual acts or just heys.
either way you text way to much.

This can sometimes lead to a person with cramped up thumbs.

As if being sexually active having sex a lot, textually active, texting a lot.

holy shyt ! look that gurl all she ever does is texts.
talk about textually active.

textually active by shanequatalie March 29, 2008

ACTN 

An abbreviation for "action" that was created by the Adult Swim team at Cartoon Network and is frequently shown in bumps between TV shows. It is often referred to in relation to anime.

ACTN=ACTioN

viola!

ACTN by hack3r March 29, 2009

Activation Energy 

The energy that must be overcome for a chemical reaction to occur

Before a catalyst/enzyme/substrate can speed up a chemical reaction, it must use Activation Energy

Activation Energy by Aznargo September 24, 2009

actionhead 

One that requires the need for extreme action, in all media types ( movies, games, life, etc) Someone who loves to see intense explosions and mayhem, they tend to dislike books, and they're usually impatient.

Guy: I'm going to go on a bike ride
Actionhead: I'm going to go on a bike ride with guns and explosions in the background
Guy: Right on, actionhead.

actionhead by Jace562 January 6, 2014

actual shawn

A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.

"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."

actual shawn by casswhy June 8, 2014

Active Dick Face 

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

Active Dick Face by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016