Established by General Pershing, many Mexican towns along the USA border have these Boys Towns. The idea was originally designed for American soldiers to release their sexual tension on Mexican prostitutes. Now it is just a money pit for gringos that are too worthless to get laid here in Texas. It's always wise to have a Spanish speaking Mexican American with the group, in order to avoid getting mugged. Also bring several 20 dollar bills in case you need to bribe Los Federales. Be sure to tip your cab driver generously on your way in and out. The Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo is the most renowned of all of them. The primary attraction is the donkey show. Every night the donkey show bar has a central area where gringos and some Mexicanos surround. The spectators begin throwing crumbled up one dollar bills into the "area". If enough money gets in there, then a waiter brings out the "donkey". Usually the money throwing continues. As the cash flow increases the senorita comes out and begins performing sex acts on the donkey. She will first arouse the donkey and then put an extra large condom on it. Usually she will sodomize the donkey with oral first, and if enough money comes in then she will finish the donkey off with vaginal. If the donkey ejaculates, she will remove the condom and chunk it into the crowd and one poor soul will be screwed.
It's a good thing we had Fernando leading our group. He's a boys town veteran. Now I need to go to the clinic and get tested.
by Texas Man June 28, 2010
Get the boys townmug. A town of pure awesomeness. Most people spend their entire lives looking for this place. Home of the great Giant Chicken.
by wiener drizzle October 24, 2010
Get the Spaghetti Townmug. by Sam is the best January 16, 2019
Get the Beaner townmug. by Lil Jeeeezy November 16, 2011
Get the Brown Townmug. better known as University City, county of St. Louis, MO, birthplace of the St. Lunatics, and home to the dopest drumline anywhere.
by Zaggs October 15, 2005
Get the U Townmug. I'm going back to P-town for winter break
by spartans biatch April 13, 2005
Get the P-townmug. 