fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Ghosted relationship

Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.

Ghosted relationship ? Just break up

by AA 💜 December 2, 2018

Ghost Memer

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent

Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!

by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

Ghost broom

Noun; A broom that appears to be standing on it's own. Generally found in the middle of a shop floor.

Randy was startled by the ghost broom and almost fell over our if shock.

by Ollie Queen August 1, 2018

coke ghost

When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

by Thief Ledger September 7, 2018