choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Arcing Off

When you hook up a "TENS" electro-therapy unit to your nads and taint, crank the setting to max and jerk off to completion.

ive just been staying at home "arcing off"

by JD BY-RYDER September 16, 2025

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Off-Path Attack

A way in which a hacker gains physical and or digital access through the use of social-engineering; as opposed to an On-Path attack where an attacker sits between two devices to intercept communications.

Security was breached by the use of an off-path attack to gain physical access through use of social-engineered persuasion.

by Elliot "Mr. Robot" December 29, 2022

went off line

When someone mentally checks out during a conversation, they stop paying attention, lose focus, or drift off into their own thoughts. They're physically present, but their brain just hit airplane mode.

“Sorry, I totally went off line for a second. What were you saying?”

by p-ro July 22, 2025

tamp off

Masturbating while on your period.

Combination of tampon + jack off.

I'm always so horny when I'm on my period, I tamp off so much.

by martianeyes December 9, 2014