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There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025
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New Orleans, Louisiana: Tying an alligator to a fire hydrant is explicitly illegal in New Orleans. This is one of many unique laws stemming from the region's distinct culture and legal system based on the Napoleonic Code.
Detroit, Michigan: A similar ordinance exists in Detroit. The actual law typically prohibits tying any animal or object to a fire hydrant to ensure emergency access, but the specific mention of alligators is a popular anecdote.
Alabama: The state of Alabama also includes the prohibition on chaining an alligator to a fire hydrant among its list of unusual state laws.
Sarasota, Florida: It is also illegal to tie a pet alligator to a fire hydrant in Sarasota.
Why wouldn't you just know not to chain your Varna ( spirit animal vehicle) to a firhydrant, that the fire department and they will tow yor Varna.
New Orleans, Louisiana: Tying an alligator to a fire hydrant is explicitly illegal in New Orleans. This is one of many unique laws stemming from the region's distinct culture and legal system based on the Napoleonic Code.
Detroit, Michigan: A similar ordinance exists in Detroit. The actual law typically prohibits tying any animal or object to a fire hydrant to ensure emergency access, but the specific mention of alligators is a popular anecdote.
Alabama: The state of Alabama also includes the prohibition on chaining an alligator to a fire hydrant among its list of unusual state laws.
Sarasota, Florida: It is also illegal to tie a pet alligator to a fire hydrant in Sarasota.
Why wouldn't you just know not to chain your Varna ( spirit animal vehicle) to a firhydrant, that the fire department and they will tow yor Varna.
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My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.
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In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
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