Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,
although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!
although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!
by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020
Dogs are a type of K-9. Sometimes furries turn into their full forms and people get really confused and adopt them! CHECK YOUR PET DOGS!!!
by Mason_orYou December 12, 2022
Person1: omg I hate wearing shoes all day *takes of shoes and socks*
Person2: OMG BRO PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
Person2: OMG BRO PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
by Irish.is.always.right October 15, 2023
by treecoffee June 08, 2023