Columbus hot finger

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

by Othick January 2, 2018

hot sirracha

Eating something hot ie; hot wings, hot sauce, then performing oral sex

Oh man, I ate some hot wings and gave him head, he was a hot sirracha!

by YoungN10der January 5, 2018

Hot Chocolate

You proceed to take a wet, dripping shit on your hand and masturbate, covering your dick with the feces. After doing so, take your shit covered dick and shove it down your victims throat.

Your mom loves my Hot Chocolate! She said so with her mouth full!

by The candyman January 9, 2018

hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Carl

A hot carl is the act of giving someone a bloejob while they're taking a shit.

Milania gave Mike a hot carl on Donald's golden throne while he was away in Russia.

by Big gay dick May 3, 2018