darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

baby’s breath

the little white things.

She’s not even trying to eat it most of the time. She just shoves her face in the baby’s breath; the little white things.

by little chocolate cake May 7, 2018

Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all

G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.

by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018

baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.

"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."

by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020