Ass Clapper

Quite simply... a person... who claps ass's... with his face...a douche bag so to speak.

"Jimmy is an ass clapper, he claps ass's, with his face""So a Douche bag?""Yeah there you go".

by Jim Beemstalk December 29, 2008

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.

Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer

by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005

ass fang

n. An individual with poor social skills; a loser. Typically found in Central Connecticut.

I've gotta do something about Wendell. That ass fang won't stop calling me.

by ljgonz August 15, 2007

ass crack

something you call some one when they smell that way or if you just like to hurt peoples feelings or get your ass kicked "ASS CRACK"

Get over you fucking ass crack!

by Loco Diablo August 8, 2003

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003

ass raper

Jeff Yeah thats right jeff nigga

Jeff damnit fuker

by Teasing_the_Weasel July 29, 2004

Juicy Ass

On a hot day after a man has taken a shit "Juicy Ass" happens in his ass crack with the feces that he wasn't able to wipe away because of his hairy ass crack.

Damn! After a long game of basketball I've really got some Juicy Ass!

by Rebecca & Ian March 23, 2003