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ass phat

Ass Phat... It's a cool word. Not really sure what it means.. I usually enjoy calling people ass phats when I feel like being playful or.... worst of all.. when I forget their name!
Hey, Ass Phat!!!

Umm... Ass Phat, what's your name again?
by Tasha April 6, 2005
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ass wink

when your ass cheeks wink at you
after i dropped the cosby kids off at the pool i had an ass wink
by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004
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dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass
"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."
by Alex December 9, 2003
mugGet the dead assmug.

ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"
by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

fuck that ass

an expression of extreme disgust with a situation. It's like "fuck that shit" or just "fuck that" but it makes a much better metaphor. Preferably, the accent should fall on "that" as in "fuck THAT ass"
Speaker 1: "Hey man, do you want to clean up the mess?"
Speaker 2: "Fuck that ass!!"
by Kevin Spencer October 6, 2005
mugGet the fuck that assmug.

Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker

Donald J Trump (45th President of the United States); a very despicable, unpleasant, narcissistic person of a human being, who lacks any kind of empathy and basic common sense.
This Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker is always on twitter, saying dumb bitch ass things that make no sense. Kind of like a thirsty attention seeking thot.

I think this Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker secretly wants to be a cuckold and would like to be on clean up duty after the creampie.
by ♂siris†G☼d August 25, 2019
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Ass Crayon

An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.
I'm sorry I'm walking a bit awkwardly today. I had a horrible Ass Crayon this morning.
by Orion20 January 3, 2010
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