face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.

From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."

by Roundstone April 10, 2023

Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches

Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight

by The man man October 26, 2020

face dogging

Someone watching all the time. For instance parents, teachers, security, santa.

You can't lie to grandma she's always face dogging you and knows the truth.

by Momma knows January 14, 2017

Margarine Face

A discount butterface, applicable to any gender, where a person's face looks like something you scoop out of a tub and put on pre-sliced white bread.

Dude, Melanie has butter face.

You like her body, bro?

No dude, not at all.

Oh, that's what butterface means - I like all of her but her face - it's from a song.

Oh, no I mean her face looks like butter.

Oh, you mean she has margarine face.

by anonymous November 10, 2025

Heavey Face

A distinct face type that displays square foreheads, defined brow bones , and huuuuuge heads. This face is usually very hard to get rid of genetically as many generations in the same family will have the same distinct look.

Vince Vaughn's heavey face is so pronounced that it makes George Lopez look like a pin-head.

by Vonnie3 May 26, 2016