Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018

LET ME JUST HELP YOU OUT HERE

-Mr.Holmes 2018

Let me just help you out here *Takes a kid and throws him in the back of the van*

by xXAIDS/DEEZNUTS\PEANUTBUTTERXX May 28, 2018

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup

I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore

by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 10, 2021

petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie

Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy

“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

by breadbreadbreadhead July 20, 2022

you don't like me and I don't like you

1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.

All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.

by SerenaBlackCat March 5, 2017