by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023
Get the Take care of the dogsmug. A giant rodent that some people eat like dumbasses or some well love and sacrifice there lives to let the dog know that they are a good owner
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
?
Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
Types of dogs
Hairy chunky dog
This thing sheds so much that you live in a giant bush of hair
The fat dog
This thing is a beast if it sees a singular crum it will have a mental breakdown and lick the whole floor just to eat the crum now your dinner room is very sticks and slippery
The skinny bitch
This thing is a legit straw this wimp never eats he or she is scared of food let me geuss he died the first day you got him
The little liver
That thing is dead
Shit eater this dog gobbles up shit like he is Joey Chestnut eating hotdogs he mistaken chocolate as shit and he is dead now
Little turd
This thing is smaller than your penis
Big turd
He needs a room instead of a cage because he is a fat turd
Fancy ho
This thing is all “give me a fork and a knife” even know they are just eating fries
Straw bitch
You’ve found a straw dog in your front yard you scared him away and he just got hit by a car
Cat
?
Other names
Giant rodent/cootie boo/jerk/work/a waste of money/your own death because this thing ripped your arm off/shithead
by I have cool last name B) April 21, 2022
Get the Dogmug. When a blowjob triggers the giver's gag reflex, resulting in vomit-covered cock. Chili Dogged, Chili Dogging.
Martha overestimated her ability to deep throat and gave George a chili dog.
When Bill chili dogged all over the glory hole I knew it was time to drag him out of the club.
When Bill chili dogged all over the glory hole I knew it was time to drag him out of the club.
by bloodmouth March 1, 2011
Get the Chili Dogmug. Person 1: Hey man how did that date go last night?
Person 2: great we were harley dogging it all night!
Person 2: great we were harley dogging it all night!
by Imagine_dragons December 30, 2020
Get the Harley doggingmug. by Kaibree home dog November 8, 2022
Get the home dogmug. “UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
Get the Double dog double decor dingusmug. by Disdood February 5, 2017
Get the chubbers the dogmug.