The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

HoliBday Baby

A baby born on a holiday; a unique event where wo things occur: a child is born and a major holiday is celebrated

Girl 1: "I hear your friend is having her baby soon."
Girl 2: "Yea, she's due December 25th, she's having a HoliBday Baby!"
Girl 1: "Oh Hell No! Christmas and Birthday gifts every year? Sucks to be her!"

by Xavier Grays January 29, 2024

ooh babies

Very short shorts that elicit a response "ohh baby." Otherwise known as Daisy Dukes.

The reason that chair stuck to her is because of them ooh babies.

by pawnticket May 11, 2007

baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo

That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie

by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

Boss Babying

When someone who has consumed very little media relates every piece of media new to them to back to one of the few reference points they are familiar with.

Based on a tweet from twitter use @afraidofwasp
"Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of "Boss Baby" vibes from this"

Person 1: So in the game you can use your powers to pick stuff up and throw it with your mind!
Person 2: OH! so just like a Jedi?
Person 1: You have got to stop boss babying this dude, it's nothing like Star wars

by Glorthiar July 16, 2025