Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012

rock out with your cock out

To party hard without regard for consequences.

Fuck it dude, life is short, rock out with your cock out.

In the TV show metalocalypse the bassist would literally rock out with his cock out, even going as far as playing with his cock.

by letdagoodxroll March 27, 2010

Rock out with my cock out

A term used for partying, rocking, party-boying, jamming, or during the acceptance of an invitation. Also can be used if one is about to perform something they are accustomed to. (in some scenarios, this requires alot of confidence, or Swagger)

Guy 1: "Yo bro, we're goin' to Trish's party. You in?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna rock out with my cock out."

by 9th-Grade-Insanity February 1, 2010

Cock Smore Crew (CSC)

Cock Smore Crew (CSC)

Created in Milwaukee, WI on July 15, 2009. It consists of five members, three males and two females (names witheld for safety reasons). All extremely intelligent with little to no patience for Ignorant people!! The mission of the CockSmore Crew (CSC) is to pop bottles in VIP while remaining the freshest crew in the club. For drunk or drunker with no man left behind! At all times the CSC members vow to let ignorant people know they are Cocksmores with the hopes of ridding their own personal space of such people! You will know when you are in the presence of a CSC member if you hear someone shout out COCKSMORE in a tourette syndrome like manner. Approach with extreme caution and put on your smart cap!

Examples of using Cocksmores by the VP of the Cock Smore Crew (CSC)

Did he really jus go back in the club carrying my shoes???? COCKSMORE!

Heyyyy DJ I gotta a request... No?? Ok how bout a suggestion... oh you are jus gonna roll your eyes at me??? COCKSMORE!!!!

Bitch what you mean he gotta pay to get back in the club??? He popped more bottles in here 2night than the rest of the club put 2gether!!!! COCKSMORE!!!!!

oh You MF dont wanna give a girl the password to the Safehouse????? COCKSMORES!!

by Deva VP CSC July 20, 2009

cock-and-cunt joint

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.

The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

by uttam maharjan December 6, 2010

Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron)

The Homosexual (Gay) of the Auto Bots in Transformers. Unlike his fellow Auto Bots he does not like to fight, rather get "close" spend some time and "get to know" his leader Optimus Prime.

Cockmobonatron (Cock-mow-bon-a-tron): what are you doing.... we have all come to the agreement..... Your a faggot. I know its upsetting but during briefing when you were sitting on my lap..... It was very uncomfortable and I had to address the problem with the other Auto Bots immidiately

by the greatest man in the world March 3, 2009