get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

Get on your zoom

Actively work towards a desired goal. | Put effort into planning an event.

How do u expect it to work if you don't get on your zoom?
I been on my zoom. looking for discount flights rn!!

by neddsteroni November 24, 2023

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Get Crushed

When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.

You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!

by Terry762 April 29, 2024

oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022

Getting Satya'd

Getting Satya'd is when you have a perfectly good, even monopolistic business, and Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft comes in and fucks your business

OMG did you see $NVDA Getting Satya'd today?

Wow, can't believe Google Getting Satya'd in search so hard right now, its disgusting really.

by Timsithj69 May 4, 2023