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big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.
Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum
by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016
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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
by #getrekted November 2, 2017
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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
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Barack out with your cock out

Verb-to avidly support Barrack Obama in the '08 presidential primaries and/or election.
Bill: Hey, who are you going to vote for?
Ted: I don't know. What do you think?
Bill: You should definitely Barack out with your cock out.
by Alex Harm February 3, 2008
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Lock out with your Cock out

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.

Bill: yeah no problem.

Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
by Froogielicious January 14, 2010
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rock out with your cock out

Basicaly to have fun partying and not giving a shit who's watching you and what they think.
Corey doesnt care what people think of him and tends to rock out with his cock out.

Just have fun and rock out with your cock out.
by theamazing! January 30, 2010
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god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.
Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.
by Jadraxx February 21, 2004
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