baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Jukebox Baby

A baby who is stuck inside a Jukebox, screaming at the top of it's lungs. Cousin of the Record Baby.

Guy 1: Hey wanna listen to some Rock n roll on the jukebox?
Guy 2: No. There is a Jukebox baby inside
*The Jukebox Baby cries inside the jukebox*
Guy 1: Oh.

by Abchannel12 January 28, 2024

fordsie baby

fordsie baby like the best boyfriend ever yesh c:

lookie that big ol fordsie baby

by jordsiesbaby January 9, 2022

baby ram

to fuck someone so hard they call you a baby ram as they squirt

I baby rammed my roommates Matt R. and Reed M. so hard last night; their ejaculate went everywhere.

by Roscoe Splash October 6, 2016

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

bop a baby bank

The abortion clinic

Sarah: I'm pregnant...

Johnny: Are you getting an abortion?

Sarah: Yea I'm going to the bop a baby bank tomorrow.

by sidthesquid420 February 9, 2021

2000s Baby

A 2000s baby is someone who was born from January 1st, 2000 to December 31st, 2009. They are not to be confused with 2000s kids, who experienced their childhood in the 2000s decade. Early 2000s babies (2000-2003) are primarily 2000s kids, while mid and late 2000s babies (2004-2009) are 2010s kids.

If you were born in 2008, you are a 2000s baby and a 2010s kid.

by L1lyRoses September 30, 2025