zoomo

Zoomo is a combined word of zoophile and homosexual.

A zoomo is a person that is interested in same sex relationships with animal - human hybrids*, fursonas, or even animals.

*an example for animal human hybrid is a catboy

Guy1: "You see that guy over there has been looking at catboys with huge penises for a while.
I think he is a zoomo"
Guy2: "hell yeah, i am a zoomo too but i am more interested in dogboys."

by pern1042 November 22, 2022

zoombooga

Somebody who is stunned and unbelieving of something

He was being a zoombooga

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoomer

A person who is typically a part of GenZ and participates in activities that aren't well received in a public space. Being easily triggered and influenced are two attributes of theirs. While not exclusive to them they also tend to be unmotivated, undriven, and lazy.

"He's dancing in front of a hospital bed? What a fucking Zoomer. Recording a Ticktock in the damn hospital show some decency."

by FatherOfNonePersonOfOne February 18, 2023

Zoomeoisie

Bourgeoisie people who spend time in Zoom (and other online meetings) without being impacted by the pandemic and lockdown restrictions

When they heard a manual worker in a factory lost their job due to the pandemic, the Zoomeoisie said in the tone of a Mary Antoinette, "Let'em work online".

by carnivas March 10, 2023