Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

Your ass hurts by embzy June 24, 2009

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Your Mother

A fat slut that no one cares about and can also be used as a comeback

Johnny: you're so gay
Jacob: like your mother

Your Mother by WentOffsale June 15, 2019

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your rectum

A homophone for "you're welcome"

Muhammad: Hey Yomiko, could you please pass me that box of aborted fetuses?
Yomiko: Sure, no problem Muhammad!
Muhammad: Spank you!
Yomiko: Your rectum.

your rectum by XavierFox42 April 7, 2010