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woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

ill knock ur windies in 

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit
'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

kelly-van-winkle 

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.
Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”
tiddle my winkles by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Have a winnie 

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.
Have a winnie by Crowsquak January 3, 2021

Pip Van Winkle 

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard
Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!