Rip Van Winkle festival 

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

Rip Van Winkle festival by hackneydale November 17, 2015

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

ill knock ur windies in 

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

ill knock ur windies in by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

kelly-van-winkle 

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

kelly-van-winkle by Stickypee May 12, 2020

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.

Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”

tiddle my winkles by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Have a winnie 

Australian slang for a fag; cigarette.

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.

Have a winnie by Crowsquak January 3, 2021

Pip Van Winkle 

When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

Pip Van Winkle by Derek MF ForReal April 10, 2021