Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Will smurf

Will smurf is a smurf that look like Will Smith, it has the same facial features but has a body and a skin color like a smurf.

Tommy, what the hell is will smurf?

by Treydeez22r35 January 27, 2022

Smurf

the race Ryuu belongs to

Ryuu is the smurf village chief

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Smurf

Seahag

Smurf is a seahag

by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!

Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.

by punkybluestar May 13, 2005

smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."

1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue

by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003

smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003