Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

by Fluverrr December 15, 2021

smurf

going against easier opponents, you are also a bubblegum icecream for life and permenant bitch.

Tomas will uninstall the game if he sees the specific colour of blue smurfing.

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Smurf

Seahag

Smurf is a seahag

by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022

Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.

We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.

by DJintheDark November 9, 2021

Spegel smurf

När du råkar säga samma sak så skriker någon ”smurf” motståndaren har då en möjlighet att skrika ”spegel smurf” för en comeback, då blir den som ropat smurf drabbad.

T.ex.

-hej
-hej
*samtidigt
-smurf!!!
-spegel smurf!

by Milothesnilo November 15, 2021