weekend wheelchair warrior

When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.

"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"

by Klizz February 25, 2009

wheel

melanie anderson

josh is her wheel.

by landocommando November 26, 2010

wheel of fortune

a sex position where a guy fucks a girl in her asshole and spins her like a wheel

background: wheel of fortune show

i did a wheel of fortune on tawny roberts last night.

by carlo cannon May 13, 2005

Catherine Wheel

A Catherine Wheel is where you have a bout of diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.
In the medical profession it's shortend to D&V.

I feel a Catherine Wheel coming and I don't want to Puke in the bath!

by colinsson September 5, 2010

the wheel

The women that cylce through your head when you masturbate.

Man, that chick is hot. She's going on my wheel.

by Me December 19, 2004

wheeeeeep

a noise used to scare old peopl, peferbl asians cuse they are so oblivious to everythng. made by 4 high kids in sac

WHEEEEEP!
what was that?
a wheep

by cam December 1, 2004

Big Wheel

Alternate name for big disgruntled guy who works at Burger King.

Co-worker:"What's goin' on, Big Wheel?"
Big Wheel:"Ugh."

by Bill May 13, 2005