beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Killer Whale

A nonsensical adjective used to describe being drunk, first coined by a certain girl who had too much to drink on a crazy Saturday night with her friends.

R: On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?
A: Killer Whale.

by KillerWhale'd October 28, 2011

whale's eye

a chick's pussy

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy

by the prophet March 24, 2003

whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!

by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009

Fudgy the whale

A sexual act where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".

Awww man last night after the bar, I did the "Fudgy the whale" to some drunk chick.

by fromwhere January 3, 2009

Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder March 1, 2012