Wrestle the Fudge Weasel

Take a shit

After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.

Wrestle the Fudge Weasel by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Wrestle a fudge weasel

To take a shit

Person A: after eating that large lunch of beans and broccoli I have to go to the bathroom and wrestle a fudge weasel.

Person B: make sure you use the air freshener when you’re done.

Wrestle a fudge weasel by Weasel Wrangler December 25, 2025

Googly Eyed Weasel Bucket

(Adj) How do we distribute responsibilities and argument in a team manegemnt.

(Noun) A bucket with googly eyes on it which is full of weasels

“Dude this is so googly eyed weasel bucket”
“She weasels on my googly eyes until I bucket”

Googly Eyed Weasel Bucket by Duck Dominations July 7, 2026

Pour the sauce on the weasel 

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong

Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck

Pour the sauce on the weasel by ClamSlam420 May 23, 2011

one eyed purple headed womb weasel 

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

one eyed purple headed womb weasel by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

George Weasley 

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.

George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.

George Weasley by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014