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Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.
A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.
by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009
mugGet the Panic Wankmug.

wank shaft

Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
Give me back my wallet wank shaft!
by Honest John May 8, 2004
mugGet the wank shaftmug.

Ball Wanking

Where one man pulls his balls and another man thrusts his penis between them.
I enjoyed ball wanking my boyfriend yesterday, he enjoyed it but boy am i sore.
by sexypoo November 30, 2009
mugGet the Ball Wankingmug.

Auction Wank

The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).

Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
'Hey guys, last night I had the best Auction Wank! I came just as I won my new wardrobe!'
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
mugGet the Auction Wankmug.

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015
mugGet the Arse wankmug.

Wank and Dank

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank
by Slasher1508. January 14, 2021
mugGet the Wank and Dankmug.

Pranking and wanking

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking
by Superjordz August 20, 2007
mugGet the Pranking and wankingmug.

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