twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

by the was May 1, 2003

Blue Waffle

just don't even ask. google makes you scarred for life.
if you ever hear this term, rip your ears out

if your girlfriend has blue waffle blow off the wedding and RUN!

by iamkewlerthanyall April 18, 2011

cunt waffle

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.

"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

Waffle Party

Where a group of guys get together jerking off in front of a waffle and the last person to cum on the waffle has to eat it

arrives from the word waffleritis a greek word which means FUCK ME HARD

We had a waffle party yesterday

by xxxguitarkidxxx March 31, 2009

Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked

My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.

by BadManGabe September 14, 2019

waffle of fury

Someone who is a redhead and hence has a firecrotch as well as having a blue waffle. Thus an explosion of red and blue on the vagina.

Blake: Hey, I heard you nailed that hot chick at the bar. SCORE!
Jake: Ehhhem, NO!! She had a waffle of fury
Blake: Ohhhhh nooooooO!!!!!

by kunt_get.a.job June 23, 2010

Desktop Waffle

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.

guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!

by jackdee August 31, 2010