type impediment

A condition afflicting a person, who, through slovenliness or malcoordinated sausage fingers, cannot type a coherent sentence for their lives.

The life of a man haunted by his type impediment..
Girl on fb: Hey, king george the VI, how's things? xx
King George VI: ajnca girmg nf 3of dsfnosdn @Nns sdkv? yy
King George VI: *Im garet tnkahs, now are you dnoig?
King George VI: *I'm fine thanks, how are you?

by royston white May 15, 2014

spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand

I'm quite an expert at spider typing.

by Analyst242 November 15, 2014

Type 13

Perfection personified

Ben and Stacey are type 13

by Staceytherat March 26, 2016

Klancers (C<l>ancers type)

That fuking dumbasses, whomst thinking, that they are fuckin' specials snowflakes, and insulting other shippers in Voltron Fandom.

They are psychologicaly unstable, u need to stay away from them.

-O my god, they're yell again about Klance again, and tell me, that I should die with my ship
- I know, they are such a Klancers (C<l>ancers type)

by Cat?I'mAKittyCat November 25, 2018

The man type deal

The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.

Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man

by FatFuckingNuts October 20, 2018

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

by A Nigger Boy July 11, 2018

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019