Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021

shi-turn 

When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options

Who's shi-turn is next?

shi-turn by Cartmanshaout November 1, 2021

That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.

I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.

That Turn by star_s22 November 29, 2021

qwerty-turn

turning threes time clock-wise then ten times counter-clock-wise

he is so craze he is turning a qwerty-turn

qwerty-turn by best-or-nothing November 29, 2021

Philly Turn 

When a driver decides to make a left turn from the right lane, or left turn from the right lane usually cutting off other drivers and ultimately resulting in a possible crash. Most likely uninsured and unemployed trash.

I had to go buy a dash cam… I live in Philadelphia and you know those scumbag drivers are always making Philly Turns.

Philly Turn by Saturday. December 20, 2021

her turn now 

When "her turn now" it means that the other girl or hoe is getting attention

"He stopped responding, must be her turn now."

her turn now by salensky April 3, 2022