Rice penis

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

rice queen

A non-Asian gay male who is predominantly physically attracted to other gay males of Asian descent, usually significantly younger. Similar to the phenomenon plaguing Asian women in the western world, the "rice queen" objectify, sexualize, and demoralize his Asian counterpart. Vice versa, the Asian male in the partnership internalize this colonial, imperialistic, and racist worldview, and will come to believe that by dating a non-Asian, this will increase his social status within the local gay community. It is NEVER "just an attraction".

Oh my gosh, girl, don't even talk to that rice queen. If you sleep with him you've slept with every Asian in this town!

by brownie9587 August 13, 2007

rice rocket

Derogatory term towards any Japanese-made vehicle.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Rice-ism

Rice-ism, by its simplest definition, is the belief that a ricer is on the same level as someone who put in the wrench time and money to build an actual performance car. Car tuners and performance builders are offended by the site of the wanna-be ricer. Riceism discrimination typically points out cars and the people (Ricers) who turned the car into an unpleasant site at car meets. Even though anybody can be ricer, A true ricer will have a car with too many decals, stickers, huge wings that are not functional and that make a Honda look more like a shopping cart from Wal-Mart. Riceism is not a form of tuner life, but a problem that should be corrected. You can always de-rice the car but you can NEVER take the ricer out of the person who installed all of that stuff on their car. They will just buy another car and rice it out to.

Look at all of the Rice-ism at the HIN meet. No wonder they have cancelled next year's event.

by BigWallyz October 8, 2008

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003

Rice Noodle

a Penis of Asian ancestry which is too small to suck or fuck

"Rosha get some!" Says Eric.
"No, you fucking rice noodle!" Rosha screams.
"What do you mean?" Eric says confused.
"You're a rice noodle bruh, sorry." Will explains.

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

Rice crust

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.

Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!

by biGGieboo February 24, 2011