Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb

Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self

by Madafadafingdinglookinself June 2, 2019

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

fik wing ding

When you flick a birds wing and it creates an ear splitting noise that exterminates all vegans

The bird was fik Wing dinged and all the vegans were lost

by Brendon“the wing ding”Hendon August 1, 2019