Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by King Jaffe Jo May 24, 2010
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Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.
"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."
by Jesse Church October 12, 2007
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Ghetto Dish Washing

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.
if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.
by sirswimsalot July 12, 2009
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Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."
by someguy283298 November 04, 2006
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black mans wash

When you don't shower and only clean yourself with deodrant
That person smells he just have had a black mans wash
by Streetrat101 February 18, 2015
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Polish spray and wash

To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.
John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
Chuck: "what?!"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"
by Colombojew August 03, 2007
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Dish Washing Bitch

A male who undermines his masculinity by participating in a rather feminine tradition, washing dishes.

This DWB is often considered a nancy and a sailor of anul ports.

Which ever man is willing to disgrace testosterone at the wish of his female counterpart should be shot.
Person 1: "Tshego is the biggest Dish Washing Bitch I have ever met."

Person 2 : "I know, the fact that he does a bitches job on a daily basis is sickening."

Person 1: "Let's shoot him."

Person 2: "Ya, let's."
by qwertybobsid August 20, 2011
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