Cabbage

A vegans version of beef with someone else

Yo, you see those two vegans? They got cabbage with each other dude

by lamby1402 November 14, 2016

Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019

green cabbage

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.

Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.

by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.

Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!

by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.

Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.

by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010